PETE ROSE SMELLS LIKE A MAN

From the newly launched MLB FanHaus comes this 1970s Aqua Velva ad featuring Pete Rose and some broad he probably shtupped 10 minutes after the shoot wrapped.

Hmm… sounds pretty convincing, but I would have rather he said, "It's got bits of real Pete Rose, so you know it's good."

On that note, after the jump is the only clip that could possibly accompany this one. 

Related: Mr. Irrelevant with some solid nightmare fuel. 

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