I've poked fun at the Great American South in the past, but all that stops today. Because some of them are wizards. And I don't want to fuck with anyone who can conjure an invisible ball of hex-y badness in his palm and cast it through a television screen. I knew SEC fans were devoted, but I didn't realize they dabbled in the dark arts. All hail our new overlords from the South!
After the jump, have your heart warmed by an Alabaman of a different faith, an old-fashioned romantic who shows us what true love really is.