THE AUSSIE OPEN SEMIS ARE HOT HOT HOT

By: 01.23.08  •  17 Comments

Roger Federer beat James Blake at the Australian Open today, but last I checked neither of them were hot chicks so to hell with them.

Much more inspiring for tennis fans — and by tennis fans I mean masturbation enthusiasts — are the final four ladies in the women's bracket.  Jelena Jankovic and Maria Sharapova face off in the more equine bracket, while Daniela Hantuchova and Ana Ivanovic play later in what would be the AFC Championship if this were the Super Bowl of Tennis Hotness.   The ladies will forgo the usual post-match handshake for a long, hot group shower at my apartment.  HINT, HINT.

[Rizzo Sports

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