07.09.09 8 years ago 8 Comments

Thomas Jones signed a big $25 million deal with the New York Jets in 2007, and surely some of that capital was instrumental in putting together this impressive collection of vehicles. The Legend of Cecilio Guante found an issue of RIDES, which I guess is a lot like “Cribs.” But with cars. Crafty.

Anyway, dude has some sweet-looking vehicles. And I enjoy how he seems to have dipped them in that same stuff that normal people use to color easter eggs. What’s wrong with white? Black? Could you not buy those cars in plaid? It’s a Lamborghini, Thomas. We’re gonna notice it as you drive by. And turn that damn music down while you’re at it. The vibrations from your woofer are gonna shake my Hyundai Accent to pieces.

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