VICTORIA BECKHAM’S HUSBAND INJURED

03.05.07 11 years ago 10 Comments

David Beckham selfishly injured his knee in Real Madrid's 1-1 tie against Getafe, casting immediate doubt on his $250 million contract with MLS's LA Galaxy.

Beckham was hurt when he collided with the advertising signs behind the goal after running to hit a cross into the goal area. The injury was described on the Real Madrid website as possible ligament damage to the right knee.

Advertising sign? Oh, the irony. Advertising giveth millions of dollars, advertising taketh away.

I'm no doctor, but I would think that the fastest way for Beckham to heal would be bed rest. Lots and lots of bed rest. And I'd have Victoria get one of those nurse's outfits — perhaps something from this fine collection.

I think you see where I'm going here. Anyone who discounts the recuperative powers of freaky nurse sex obviously doesn't understand sports medicine. 

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