YOU GOTTA BE SH-TTIN’ ME

08.17.09 8 years ago 2 Comments

Apparently these “Brett Favre to the Vikings” rumors aren’t dead yet. Not that I should be surprised.

When I say nearly everyone I talked to on the team is convinced he’s coming, that is not an exaggeration. People from all walks of life within the organization talk about it as if it’s no secret, almost an afterthought.

“I’m telling you it’s already done,” said one Viking. “Right after the Indy game (first preseason game). I don’t think anyone here doesn’t think that.” -from Jay Glazer, via.

Seriously, how is it that Peter King gets raked over the coals while Jay Glazer basically saunters through Blogfrica unmolested? Because he actually scoops everybody else, doesn’t bitch about coffee or hotels, and called Matt Leinart out for being a big sissy? Yeah, that works for me.

As for Favre…I don’t even care anymore. Maybe Vick can arrange a dogfight between Favre and Vinnie Testeverde. Or, you know, a moving bus. Too bad there aren’t any tall buildings in Hattiesburg in which to push Brett off. Of course then, Brett would be playing this same game in the afterlife: Will he be reincarnated or won’t he? Buddha is not amused.

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