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Here Are The 5 College Football Games You Need To Watch Today

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the soft opening for conference play has some intriguing match-ups.

JIMMER FREDETTE

Jimmer Kicked Out Of His Own Classes

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BYU basketball star Jimmer Fredette is the closest thing that Utah has to a rock star, so much so that he's now cutting classes--at the best of the school's own administration.

RACISM IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD

Brandon Davies Has A White Girlfriend

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There's more info coming out on the girlfriend of Brandon Davies, who Sportscasm brilliantly anointed "the Yoko Ono of BYU basketball.

College Basketball

BYU Kicks Player Off Team For Sex

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The third-ranked men's basketball program at Brigham Young University has dismissed its third-leading scorer from the team after he admitted to having sex with his girlfriend.

College Basketball

‘Jimmered!’

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San Diego State was one of two undefeated college basketball teams in the country, but no longer.

ZINEDINE ZIDANE

Soccer Player Channels Inner Zombie

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Over the weekend, people in faraway lands gathered for the purpose of kicking a ball around a field, and other people gathered to watch it and later they all got together to look down on me for not liking soccer.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Worst College Football Fanbase In America? It’s Not Who You’d Think

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Lost in the shuffle of BCS chicanery last week was the plight of Brigham Young University, whose football program was hoping to make its own exodus of sorts from the Mountain West Conference.

SOCCER

WOMEN’S SOCCER GETS CATTY – UPDATED

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UPDATE: ESPN is reporting that Lambert has been suspended indefinitely by the school.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

MORMONS + LAS VEGAS + DAVID HASSELHOFF = !!!

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>Bet the over for awkward pauses in conversation Saturday's Las Vegas Bowl will pit Arizona (7-5) versus BYU (10-2) in a clash of collegiate cultures, with the sun-drenched party culture of U of A going up against the Mormons and all their weird unsexy underwear and chaste do-goodery.

TCU HORNED FROGS

WHAT RHYMES WITH ‘MORMON FAILURE?’

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BYU's 16-game winning streak and their veritable train to a BCS bowl <a href="http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/27231022/">was derailed</a> last night after they filled up a diaper against TCU.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

AWESOME MOP ASSAULT STORY SADLY UNTRUE

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Earlier this summer, I wrote about Kyle Perry, the BYU track star who <a href="../post.phtml?pk=3166">attacked a man in the street with a mop</a>.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

‘HEY! THAT’S MY MOP!’

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A BYU track star <a href="http://kutv.com/sports/local_story_170174127.html" target="_blank">attacked a man with his own mop</a>, leading to a scene where to grown men were fighting with mops.

VCU RAMS

NOW SEE, THAT’S JUST TOO BAD

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Poor, <a href="http://cbs.sportsline.com/collegebasketball/gamecenter/recap/NCAAB_20070315_VACOMM@DUKE" target="_blank">poor Duke</a>.

UNLV RUNNIN REBELS

BYU CHEERLEADERS MAKE BAD STRIPPERS

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All it takes for me to have a good day is to read a story that involves both <a href="http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2007/Mar-11-Sun-2007/news/13102025.html" target="_blank">cheerleaders and strippers</a> (second item).

OREGON DUCKS

MORMONS GO WILD IN VEGAS

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In yet another bowl game I didn't particularly care about, the newly helmeted Ducks of Oregon got their asses thrashed by the BYU -- what the heck is BYU's nickname.


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