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For Less Than $5, You Can Own This Very Odd Bree Olson Autograph

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This week in 'Strange Things We've Found on eBay,' here's an index card that Bree Olson autographed, possibly for her dad.

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The Nic Cage Crystal Pepsi Denim Jacket, from eBay

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Do you live near a Goodwill and/or have a dad/grandpa with a closet.

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Ryan Gosling will take a hot cup of himself, please

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Ryan Gosling has always been a human cup of hot cocoa, so it only follows that his beautiful Baby Goose face would be the perfect adornment to a cocoa mug (much the same way Matthew McConaughey should be on tubes of KY).

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WANT: The Christopher Walken Rug

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I know my birthday isn't for a while, but I'd be willing to switch it if someone would buy me this legit Christopher Walken rug.

WILL SMITH

Will Smith gives the crappiest presents

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I guess it should come as no surprise that the guy who had two kids, naming one after himself and one after his wife (Jada, Jaden; Will, Willow), and shoving them into each of his two professions (Willow, Music; Jaden, Acting), would give crappy, self-serving presents.

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Baby Goose’s scorpion jacket from Drive is now on sale

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Probably the best part of Drive was the embroidered scorpion jacket Baby Goose wore everywhere he went.

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You Can Own Vincent Gallo’s Sperm

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In “this can’t be real but please let it be real” news, Vincent Gallo has a merchandise website and one of the many wonderful items that the self-proclaimed legend is selling is… his semen.


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