Ice Bucket Challenge

Cris Carter Really Sucks At The Ice Bucket Challenge

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Cris Carter tried to do the Ice Bucket Challenge on ESPN. He failed. He failed miserably.

THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS

Watch ESPN’s Personalities Recite The Gettysburg Address For Ken Burns

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For the new Ken Burns documentary, 'The Address,' some of ESPN's biggest personalities delivered the Gettysburg Address in this mash-up.

SAN DIEGO CHARGERS

Chris Berman: Still Ruining Everything

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ESPN started letting Chris Berman in the booth for a few NFL games last year and even before it happened, everyone knew it was a terrible idea only meant to infuriate any viewer who tuned in against their better judgment.

high school

Chris Berman’s Commencement Speech At A High School Graduation Was Apparently Awful

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According to students in attendance, ESPN's Chris Berman gave a rambling and potentially drunken high school graduation speech in Connecticut last Friday.

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Have A Summah — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Chris Berman's pits have gone full soak, as was witnessed at last week's Boston Strong concert.

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Shockingly, Chris Berman Has An Obnoxious Golf Bag

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Chris Berman is a man of many interests: shouting catch phrases, shouting sound effects, shouting tired classic rock-inspired nicknames, shouting namedrops of celebrities/presidential candidates he's encountered, Canadian aspirin, leather-clad women and, of course, golfing.

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The Best Moments From The Monday Night Games

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We were treated to two different types of ugly last night: a thorough curb-stomping and a category five sh*t storm.

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Oh Joy, Oh Rapture – Chris Berman Is Calling An NFL Game

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Ever since ESPN assumed the responsibility of destroying the once-hallowed institution of Monday Night Football back in 2006, the league has granted the network a doubleheader the opening week of the regular season.

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Those Indians And Their Halos – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Some effective Native American trolling by this guy dressing up as the Redskins logo.

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THE BEN THANKS TEBOW FOR BLACKOUT GIRLS

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When the Steelers weren't getting manhandled by Aldon Smith, they were busy turning the ball over.

PEOPLE WITH MUSTACHES SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED

Chris Berman Now Offering Mustache Rides

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This is one of the bigger stories of the day, you know, aside from the fact that the NFL starts tonight and Shakey hitting puberty: ESPN anchor Chris Berman has decided not to shave his upper lip.

HOLLYWOOD ALWAYS UP TO NO GOOD

Chris Berman’s Star Looks Better Unfinished

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They're putting the finishing touches onto Chris Berman's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame right now.

#NFL

Berman Re-Signs With The Monolith

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ESPN's Chris Berman has re-signed with that network, and presumably used rumors of his defection to NFL Network to pump a little bit more money out of those Bristol coffers.

NFL NETWORK

BERMAN ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE

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There has been speculation about the contract situ with ESPN's Chris Berman, he of the immodest combover and haughty swampass.

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Muchas Smoochas, Senor Ocho

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The Steelers have won eight straight at Paul Brown Stadium and The Ben has gotten his PEW on in his home state of Ohio, amassing a record of 11-0 there as a pro (a point which will NEVER BE MENTIONED DURING THIS GAME).

ESPN

A CHRIS BERMAN TRIBUTE YOU CAN STOMP ON

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Chris Berman is getting a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame.


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