THIS GUY IS INSANE

Popek Rak Is Officially In Need Of An Intervention

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If you aren't familiar with the works of Popek Rak, he's a Polish rapper (or <a href="http://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popek_(raper)" target="_blank">"raper"</a>) turned MMA fighter with a career record of 2-1, a desire to mutilate his body in one way or another and nobody telling him to stop being such a dumb idiot.

PUNK

Former Member Of Punk Band Cro-Mags Stabs And Bites Current Members Of Punk Band Cro-Mags

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"A former member of hardcore punk band Cro-Mags attacked two of the group’s current members with a hunting knife in a dressing room before a show."

NEW YORK

VIDEO: Jew-Hating Elmo Kicked Out of Central Park Zoo

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They say mental illness isn't funny, but when I say "they" I mean my dishwasher and mailbox, and those two liars are always spreading rumors about me.

#craigslist

BREAKING: Awful Person Looking For Roommate On Craigslist

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As a general rule, the longer the Craigslist posting, the more likely the person posting is to be insane.

#Twitter

Frances Bean Cobain: ‘Twitter Should Ban My Mother’

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In response to Courtney Love -- who seems to be off her medication of late even more than usual -- <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/music/2012/04/courtney-love-is-now-accusing-dave-grohl-of-trying-to-bang-frances-bean-her-daughter-with-kurt-cobain/">accusing Dave Grohl of trying to seduce</a> her, <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/music/2011/08/frances-bean-cobain-is-attractive/">the lovely Frances Bean Cobain</a> has <a href="http://www.observer.com/2012/04/francis-cobain-courtney-love-dave-grohl-04122012/">issued a terse statement in regards to her mother's batsh*t accusations</a>.

the muppets

Courtney Love Is Accusing The Muppets Of Having 'Raped' Kurt Cobain

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As you may recall, <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/courtney-love/">Courtney Love is a crazy person</a>.

#NFL

Sports Analyst Pat Robertson Weighed In On The Tim Tebow Trade

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As we’ve discussed in the past, you can’t have much of a conversation about recent New York Jets acquisition Tim Tebow without religion being mentioned.

rodents

Introducing Ferret Legging, The Sport With The Goal Of Not Being Castrated By Rodents

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I have a ridiculous fascination with horrible things that people do to themselves in the name of sport.

RACING

This Week In India Is F*cking Crazy: Check Out The ‘Well Of Death’

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When I was in college, I bought a 1987 Ford Bronco that was possibly the biggest death trap that I’ve ever driven.

SINGING ATHLETES

This Is Why We Need More Mike Tyson

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If you’re trying to pinpoint the exact moment that Mike Tyson went from raging psychopath meltdown monster to the current hilarious and generally affable guy that we all love, most people would probably say it was his cameo in The Hangover.

#dave grohl

Courtney Love Melts Down On Stage As Dave Grohl Continues To Dominate

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If you went to see Hole perform live in Brazil over the weekend, you got to see <a href="http://www.spinner.com/2011/11/14/courtney-love-topless-brazil/">Courtney Love perform topless</a>, which I suppose is like getting to see the sun rise in the East -- totally expected if you can just bring yourself to make the effort to see it.

JB PREWITT

Meet the Real-Life Version of JB Prewitt, The World’s Greatest Hand Model

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It seems like only yesterday that I was <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/10/twilight-hand-model-kimbra-hickey" target="_blank">telling you about Kimbra Hickey</a>, the hand model featured on the cover of Twilight, who carries Gala apples around in her purse and hangs out at Barnes and Noble just in case she sees someone reading Twilight and has to demand that they ask for her autograph.

threats

Dave Lamont Will Fight You All

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Dave Lamont has been a somewhat popular fixture in South Florida college sports broadcasting, as a talk radio host, play-by-play for ESPN college football action, and calling SEC basketball games, but today he’s a star for his work as the voice of Florida Atlantic University football.

RUSSIA

Red Alert: Crazy Russian On The Loose

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In 1999, Vyacheslav Datsik became a popular name in the world of mixed martial arts when he shockingly defeated Andrei Arlovski at the MFC World Championship after Arlovski had been kicking his ass during most of the fight.

STEPHON MARBURY

Starbury To Heat? Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You

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Starbury is widely coveted for his Vaseline-eating abilities.

#MLB

Some People Have Way Too Much Money

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With the first pick of the 2010 Major League Baseball Draft, the Washington Nationals selected San Diego State phenom Stephen Strasburg.

YEAR ONE

OBESE GAYS MAKE VICTORIA JACKSON CRY

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Hey, remember back the late 80s when Victoria Jackson was on SNL, and people were like, "Aw, she's a kooky, child-like blonde, that's kind of a fun shtick.

SWIMMING

A WOMAN SWAM ACROSS THE ATLANTIC

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For reasons far beyond my comprehension, a woman has <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hpmuG7NykAmHlJ-V4_0W6pbtQrNgD967CGLG0" target="_blank">swum across the Atlantic Ocean</a>.


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