#Twitter

Frances Bean Cobain: ‘Twitter Should Ban My Mother’

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In response to Courtney Love -- who seems to be off her medication of late even more than usual -- <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/music/2012/04/courtney-love-is-now-accusing-dave-grohl-of-trying-to-bang-frances-bean-her-daughter-with-kurt-cobain/">accusing Dave Grohl of trying to seduce</a> her, <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/music/2011/08/frances-bean-cobain-is-attractive/">the lovely Frances Bean Cobain</a> has <a href="http://www.observer.com/2012/04/francis-cobain-courtney-love-dave-grohl-04122012/">issued a terse statement in regards to her mother's batsh*t accusations</a>.

the muppets

Courtney Love Is Accusing The Muppets Of Having 'Raped' Kurt Cobain

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As you may recall, <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/courtney-love/">Courtney Love is a crazy person</a>.

tim tebow

Sports Analyst Pat Robertson Weighed In On The Tim Tebow Trade

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As we’ve discussed in the past, you can’t have much of a conversation about recent New York Jets acquisition Tim Tebow without religion being mentioned.

rodents

Introducing Ferret Legging, The Sport With The Goal Of Not Being Castrated By Rodents

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I have a ridiculous fascination with horrible things that people do to themselves in the name of sport.

RACING

This Week In India Is F*cking Crazy: Check Out The ‘Well Of Death’

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When I was in college, I bought a 1987 Ford Bronco that was possibly the biggest death trap that I’ve ever driven.

SINGING ATHLETES

This Is Why We Need More Mike Tyson

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If you’re trying to pinpoint the exact moment that Mike Tyson went from raging psychopath meltdown monster to the current hilarious and generally affable guy that we all love, most people would probably say it was his cameo in The Hangover.

#dave grohl

Courtney Love Melts Down On Stage As Dave Grohl Continues To Dominate

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If you went to see Hole perform live in Brazil over the weekend, you got to see <a href="http://www.spinner.com/2011/11/14/courtney-love-topless-brazil/">Courtney Love perform topless</a>, which I suppose is like getting to see the sun rise in the East -- totally expected if you can just bring yourself to make the effort to see it.

JB PREWITT

Meet the Real-Life Version of JB Prewitt, The World’s Greatest Hand Model

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It seems like only yesterday that I was <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/10/twilight-hand-model-kimbra-hickey" target="_blank">telling you about Kimbra Hickey</a>, the hand model featured on the cover of Twilight, who carries Gala apples around in her purse and hangs out at Barnes and Noble just in case she sees someone reading Twilight and has to demand that they ask for her autograph.

threats

Dave Lamont Will Fight You All

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Dave Lamont has been a somewhat popular fixture in South Florida college sports broadcasting, as a talk radio host, play-by-play for ESPN college football action, and calling SEC basketball games, but today he’s a star for his work as the voice of Florida Atlantic University football.

RUSSIA

Red Alert: Crazy Russian On The Loose

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In 1999, Vyacheslav Datsik became a popular name in the world of mixed martial arts when he shockingly defeated Andrei Arlovski at the MFC World Championship after Arlovski had been kicking his ass during most of the fight.

STEPHON MARBURY

Starbury To Heat? Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You

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Starbury is widely coveted for his Vaseline-eating abilities.

WASHINGTON NATIONALS

Some People Have Way Too Much Money

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With the first pick of the 2010 Major League Baseball Draft, the Washington Nationals selected San Diego State phenom Stephen Strasburg.

YEAR ONE

OBESE GAYS MAKE VICTORIA JACKSON CRY

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Hey, remember back the late 80s when Victoria Jackson was on SNL, and people were like, "Aw, she's a kooky, child-like blonde, that's kind of a fun shtick.

SWIMMING

A WOMAN SWAM ACROSS THE ATLANTIC

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For reasons far beyond my comprehension, a woman has <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hpmuG7NykAmHlJ-V4_0W6pbtQrNgD967CGLG0" target="_blank">swum across the Atlantic Ocean</a>.

TOUGH GUY CHALLENGE

THE TOUGH GUY CHALLENGE OWNS, PART 2

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<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=14499">Yesterday</a>, the Tough Guy Challenge gave us such visual delights as people exhaling freezing muddy water, people running through fire, and (of course) a stud in the Borat monokini.

TOUGH GUY CHALLENGE

THE TOUGH GUY CHALLENGE OWNS

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The Tough Guy Competition <a href="http://www.birminghammail.net/news/black-country/black-country-news/2009/02/02/tough-guy-competition-held-in-perton-97319-22833923/" target="_blank">took place in England yesterday</a>, and thousands of awesomely masochistic people competed in the 8-mile endurance course that included obstacles with barbed wire, fire, mud, and icy water.

ORLANDO MAGIC

HEDO TURKOGLU INSPIRES NAKED LUST

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Even though his Orlando Magic got bounced from the playoffs last night, Hedo Turkoglu can't hang his head for long, not just because he won the NBA's Most Improved Player award, was a go-to shooter in the playoffs (albeit one who couldn't make said critical shots) and was an easy choice for the league All-Beard team.

DELONTE WEST

DELONTE WEST HAS DISCONNECTED THOUGHTS

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Delonte West is currently of the Cavaliers, formerly of the Celtics and forever carrier of a nasty strain of the herp.




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