#dumb criminals

21 Year-Old Man Busted For DUI Wears The Most Literal T-Shirt Ever

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Pro tip: Cops find it especially helpful when your mugshot also states a brief description of why you were arrested.

DOUCHEBAG

Justin Bieber Talked Trash To The Cop Who Arrested Him For DUI. Imagine That!

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When Justin Bieber got arrested for his DUI, he decided bragging and talking sh*t to police was smart. It was not.

Alcohol

Very Smart Man Gets Two DUIs At Same McDonald’s Drive-Thru In A Matter Of Hours

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A New York man is facing a pair of DUI charges after managing to drunkenly wreck his car twice at the same McDonald's location early Sunday morning.

CHRIS KATTAN

‘SNL’ Alumni Chris Kattan Has Been Arrested For DUI After Crashing Into A Government Vehicle

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'SNL' alumni Chris Kattan has been arrested for DUI early Monday morning. Don't do drugs and get behind the wheel, kids.

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Pilots On Justin Bieber’s Plane Had To Wear Gas Masks For Some Strange Reason

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Justin Bieber and his posse acted like Justin Bieber and his posse on a Super Bowl bound plane over the weekend.

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Justin Bieber Gives The Justice System The Finger In This Shocking Exclusive Clip From ‘Conan’

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Justin Bieber footage like this are just a few of the perks that exist when you work under the Ted Turner umbrella. Good work, Conan.

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‘WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING THIS’: Here’s The Mugshot And Police Report From Justin Bieber’s DUI Arrest

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Here's the mugshot and police report from Justin Bieber getting pulled over for DUI and drag racing in Miami, along with video via screaming fangirls.

Arrested

Justin Bieber Arrested In Miami For Drag Racing, DUI

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The inevitable has happened: Justin Bieber has been arrested.

Birds

A Guy Was Busted For Drunk Driving In Mexico City Thanks To… His Parrot?

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A 49-year old man was stopped by police in Mexico City at a routine DUI checkpoint and he was ratted out for drunk driving by his own pet bird.

ALCOHOLICS

Watch A Prankster Teach A Drunk Driver A Lesson By Convincing Him He’s Been In A Coma For 10 Years

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Tom Mabe attempts to teach his drunk driving friend a lesson that five DUIs couldn't.

Alcohol

DUI Suspect Dances, Motorboats During Sobriety Tests

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A central Ohio man pulled over for DUI dances, motorboats, and air-humps his way through the sobriety tests.

ARKANSAS

Pantsless Woman Tried to Flee DUI on a Power Wheels Truck

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A drunk woman crashed her Pontiac Grand Am into the side of a mobile home yesterday before attempting to flee on a tiny, battery-powered Power Wheels truck, all while pantsless.

DRUNK PEOPLE

Manny from Scarface got a DUI

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I didn't know how else to write this headline, but I don''t want to shame every struggling actor who screws up.

Appalachia

Your Daily Crazy: Man Arrested For DUI On Horseback, Possession Of Marijuana & Moonshine

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The great Commonwealth of Kentucky, that alligator-shaped slab of Appalachia and bluegrass, has given us plenty of things like Hunter S.

ROBERT RICHARDSON

Tarantino's Coke Wizard Busted for DUI. SAY IT AIN'T SO!

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Back when Quentin Tarantino was <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/03/quentin-tarantino-is-fist-pumpin-like-a-champ" target="_blank">fist pumping like a champ</a> at the 2010 Oscars, we noticed that there was a white wizard behind Quentin cheering him on.

DUI

That Smith Cray

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Brace yourself for shocking news: a rich, popular 22-year old went out partying and made an irresponsible life decision.

DRUNK DRIVING

Total Nonstop Inebriation

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Thank goodness Kurt Angle is so intense, because he's thrown integrity and intelligence out the window.




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