WONDER GIRLS

Another Reason Why The Wonder Girls Are Better Than Girls' Generation

Yes, I'm willing to use a sports blog to start K-Pop stan wars.

the ring

And 7 Innings Later, Everybody Died

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In Ringu, the 1998 Japanese horror film by Hideo Nakata that inspired the stateside remake The Ring a few years later, Sadako Yamamura is an hermaphroditic, quasi-oceanic demigod who lives (dead) at the bottom of a well.

ZOOEY DESCHANEL

The Fabric Of Our Lives: Zooey Deschanel’s Star-Spangled Banner

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Here's another reason why you shouldn't have turned on Zooey Deschanel for being "quirky" -- she can sing the Star-Spangled Banner without putting her finger in her ear and trying to break it down.

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The Dugout: How To Pick Up Soccer Girls On The Internet

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Women's Soccer has suddenly become an important thing in the United States, and even our baseball players are taking notice.

TORONTO BLUE JAYS

Boston Won The First Pitch Debate

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Last week, we were full of oohs and ahs after a Cirque du Soleil performer delivered one of the most ridiculously fantastic first pitches in baseball history, said the guy using hyperbole.

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Randy Johnson is Losing It

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The best part of watching Dirk Nowitzki throw out the first pitch at a Texas Rangers (via this video, courtesy of The Last Angry Fan) game isn't his massive jorts that could house a family of five or his general gangliness, but the idea that Nowitzki cannot comprehend balls that travel in a straight line.

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The Dugout: F@#%ing Avril Lavigne

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For absolutely no reason, welcome to our new weekday feature All Avril Afternoons, where Burnsy and I choose to sit inside and write about Avril instead of running around barefoot in the grass and enjoying what's left of our youth.

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Nationals Cut Obama For Opening Day

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Fans of the Washington Nationals will be lining up at Nationals Park for today's 1:05 game against the Atlanta Braves to mark the start of the 2011 Major League Baseball season.


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