In a story that is extremely relevant to my interests, the first pitch at Thursday’s San Diego Padres/Los Angeles Dodgers game at PETCO Park was thrown out by Crystal, aka “that one monkey from everything,” aka Annie’s Boobs from ‘Community’. You may remember Crystal from such roles as Dexter in the Night At The Museum franchise, Donald The Monkey in Paul Blart: Zookeeper or Dr. Rizzo in the television series ‘Animal Practice’. You may also already be scrolling down to check and make sure there are actual boobs in this post.
Jason over at Sportress Of Blogitude grabbed a few Instagram photos of the MONKEY TROUBLE~ (note: not the monkey from Monkey Trouble) going down at PETCO, which you can check out below. One features Crystal adorably holding a baseball. Two others feature her taking a dump on Yonder Alonso’s shoulder, probably.
Also amazing: video of Crystal’s “first pitch” and trip to the announce booth.
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