Michael Shannon won’t say “Kneel before Zod” in new Superman


Boardwalk Empire's self-flagellating Jew drowner Michael Shannon is set to play General Zod in Zack Snyder's Man of Steel Superman movie, which is a great choice because Michael Shannon is terrifying and looks like he'd give himself a hernia if he ever tried to smile.


Antje Traue To Kick Superman In The Face

German actress Antje Traue has been cast as Faora Hu-Ul in Zack Snyder's Superman reboot Man of Steel.


Son of Jor-El, Kneel Before Michael Shannon

Could we have found a less silly picture of Michael Shannon.


Son of Jor-El, Kneel Before Viggo

HeatVision is reporting Viggo Mortensen is "at the top of the list to play General Zod".


Superman to Kneel Before Zod

Yesterday, noted d-ck jokesmith Vince brought us the glorious news that Zach Snyder was offered the job of directing the Superman reboot.

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