Here’s A Terrifying Video Of A Plane Almost Landing On A Sunbather In Germany

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A pilot came in a little low for his landing next to a German beach, narrowly avoiding a presumably terrified sunbather.


The Soccer Ghost Is Back And Ready To Mildly Haunt Some Soccer

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The soccer world continues to be haunted by ghosts! Here's a ghost running out onto the field and sorta interrupting a game. GHOSTS Y'ALL.


In A Shocking Story, Cocaine Was Seized By German Officials Headed To The Vatican

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Cocaine was found headed toward the Vatican by German officials. You'd think praying was enough.


Two Ridiculously Adorable Polar Bear Cubs Made Their Debut At A Zoo In Germany


Hey everybody, come look at the adorable twin polar bear cubs that were introduced at the Hellabrun Zoo in Munich, Germany today!


A Former Playmate Of The Year Was Jailed For Failing To Report Gifts From Her 86-Year Old Lover


Swetlana Maslowskaya reportedly failed to report $2.5 million that she'd received in gifts from her very wealthy and very old sugar daddy back in 2004.


This Awesome Dad Built An 'Aliens' Power Loader Costume For His Baby Girl

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Check out this 'Aliens'-inspired baby Power Loader costume built by a dad to wear with his daughter to a parade.


A Soccer Analyst Called Per Mertesacker ‘The Big F*cking German’ On Live TV

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Sky Germany's Chris Lymberopoulos actually referred to Per Mertesacker by his colorful nickname on live TV this morning.


Sven Boekhorst Took His Latest ‘Cityhopper’ Documentary Across Europe


Inline skater Sven Boekhorst grabbed his blades and ramp and recorded a new 'Cityhopper' documentary while traveling across Europe.


Probably The Best Insane Commercial For A German Grocery Store Ever

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That's it, I'm doing all my grocery shopping in Germany from now on.


The First Ever Porsche Car Is On Display For The First Time Since 1902


Hidden away in a shed in Austria since 1902, the very first car produced by Ferdinand Porsche is finally at home in Germany's Porsche Museum.

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Here’s ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2′ International Trailer, Now With More Emma Stone

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The international trailer for 'The Amazing Spider-Man 2' has some new footage, including more humor and Emma Stone.

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Shirtless Germans Videobomb The News


A pair of shirtless German men dance their way onto the local news.

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Samuel L. Jackson Partied At Mother F*cking Oktoberfest This Weekend

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Actor Samuel L. Jackson enjoyed some beer and German tradition at Oktoberfest in Munich this weekend.

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Finally, David Hasselhoff Is Going To Star On Germany’s Celebrity Big Brother

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According to two tabloids, David Hasselhoff will star on Germany's version of Celebrity Big Brother, because Germany loves David Hasselhoff.


The Top 5 Plays From The First Day of EuroBasket 2013


The first day of the FIBA EuroBasket to decide the top team in Europe tipped-off yesterday in Slovenia as Spain looks to win their third consecutive gold in the annual event.


I Don't Know What's Going On In The Trailer For 'Buddy' But It Looks Wonderful

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Bleeding Cool Tweeted out this new trailer for the German comedy Buddy this morning, and I thought, “Okay, let’s see what this scheiße is all about,” even though I don’t speak German and their humor is sometimes a little strange to me.


Examining 7 Iconic Poop Scenes, Set to the Bristol Stool Scale

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Editor's Note: By now you may have noticed Evan Harold's writing voice in your morning links and comments of the week posts these past few months.


Justin Bieber's Monkey Finally Has A New Home

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The German government found Justin Bieber's pet monkey, Mally, a home at the Serengeti Park in Hodenhagen after the pop star failed to ever claim him.


Paulina Gretzky Went To/Cosplayed As Germany

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We're gonna go ahead and count this as another hockey post.

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