TRAINS

Man’s Dead Body Found Horrifyingly Plastered On The Front Of A High Speed French Train

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The body of a 48-year-old man was found splattered on the front driver's carriage of a French high-speed TGV train, which went undetected for a full 25 miles. Train washer = WORST JOB EVER.

vibrators

File ‘The Name Of Barbara Walters Vibrator’ Under ‘Things You Didn’t Want To Know’

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I'm not entirely sure Barbara Walters understands what "selfie" means.

#COMEDY CENTRAL

10 New Terms We Learned From Last Night’s ‘Workaholics’ Episode: ‘Orgazmo Birth’

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From 'Ders Effect' to 'Blast Off,' this week's new episode of 'Workaholics' taught us plenty of strange new words and terms.

#NBA

Serious Question: Why Can’t Hedo Turkoglu Keep His Hands Out Of His Mouth?

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LA Clippers star Hedo Turkoglu can't stop licking his hands for some reason, so here's him doing it 20 times in 30 seconds. No idea, you guys.

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Tila Tequila Might Have A New Sex Tape That Nobody Wants To Watch

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Vivid Entertainment might have a hardcore sex tape that involves Tila Tequila and an unnamed man, in case you want to help her think she's a celebrity.

local news

The Horrible, Life-Threatening ‘Cotton Ball Diet’ Is Surging In Popularity Again

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Recent TV news reports have indicated that the dangerous 'cotton ball diet' is rising in popularity among teenage girls again.

HERPES

Library copies of 50 Shades of Grey tested positive for the herpes virus

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Belgian researchers found that copies of 50 Shades of Grey checked out from the Antwerp library tested positive for the herpes virus.

mcrib

This Photo Of A Pre-Cooked McRib Patty May Make You Rethink Ordering A McRib Sandwich

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On the bright side, pre-cooked McRib patties do look a lot better than pre-cooked chicken McNuggets, so there's that!

#MMA

Miesha Tate Wants Women To Celebrate Movember With ‘Muffvember’

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Getting in on the fun of Movember, UFC fighter Miesha Tate suggested on Twitter that women give 'Muffvember' a shot.

gross

Meanwhile, In China: People Are Eating Cockroaches — AKA The New 'Miracle Drug' — For Medicinal Benefits

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The Chinese are breeding cockroaches on cockroach farms for medicinal purposes, because of course they are.

VOMITING

Who’s Up For A Clip Of A Rally Car Passenger Vomiting Up Blood All Over Himself?

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A rally car passenger started throwing up, then started throwing up blood, and the entire escapade was captured on video. Uh, gross?

Help Yourself to Hepatitis

You May Want To Think Twice Before You Eat At Golden Corral Anytime Soon

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Planning to dine at a Golden Corral restaurant anytime soon? Better think twice, unless you enjoy maggots in your food!

PORN

Paula Deen Has Been Offered A New Job In Porn

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With as many as a dozen companies cutting ties with her, Paula Deen has been offered six figures to appear in a porn video for the website, Pure Mature.

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Billionaire Stewart Rahr Celebrated His Divorce By Making An Orgy Sex Tape

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67-year old billionaire and philanthropist Stewart Rahr celebrated his divorce by recording his limousine orgy on Monday and sending it to his friends.

wing co

You Can Finally Buy A Fur Coat Made Entirely Of Male Chest Hair

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To promote its new male-centric chocolate milk, the food company Arla had a coat made from one million chest hairs and it can be purchased for $3,800.

WENDYS

Hey Fast Food Employees, Please Stop Doing Disgusting Stuff To The Food You Serve Us

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A Wendy's employee eating Frosty ice cream out of the machine was featured on Reddit yesterday, leaving many to ask what's up with fast food employees.

parasites

Parasite Escapes From Dead Mantis

When a guy kills a praying mantis, creepy madness ensues in the form of a horsehair worm.

#Twitter

Congressman Has A Huge Crush On Cyndi Lauper, Tweets At Her To Tell Her She’s ‘Hot’

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Rep. Steve Cohen apparently has a thing for Cyndi Lauper. And he's using Twitter to try to win her affection, apparently.

#NBA

The World's Most Confident Nose Picker

A man shamelessly picks his nose directly behind the TNT broadcasters during a Knicks-Blazers game, then gives the camera a confident wink.


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