Happy Meals

These TV- And Movie-Themed Happy Meals Will Make You Wish McDonald’s Was Cooler

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Designer Newt Clements has been creating these awesome Happy Meal designs for a while, and people are taking notice now thanks to a joke.

NIGHTMARE FUEL

McDonald’s Just Unveiled A Terrifying New Mascot That Will Make You Wish They’d Stick To Creepy Clowns

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McDonald's just announced its nightmare-inducing new mascot, an animated Happy Meal named "Happy."

toys

I’m Trying To Be Mad About Pink Spider-Man Toys But Am Failing

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Remember when Kathy Kane had a utility purse full of deadly weapons disguised as makeup? This is not like that.

MCDONALDS

Here’s How You Can Get Heroin Instead Of A Happy Meal Toy At McDonald’s

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You're an adult, you shouldn't be getting Happy Meal Toys anymore. Heroin, on the other hand...

Technology

McDonald’s Might Soon Spoil Your Children With Toys On Demand Cranked Out By 3D Printers

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Mcdonald's wants to give brats a chance to swap out unwanted toys for fresh 3D printed figures at restaurants everywhere. A poor idea or genius marketing?


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