JERRY JONES

Greg Hardy Signed With The Cowboys

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Hardy gets a one-year deal worthy up to $13 million from Dallas.

xmas ape

The Civil Trial For Botched Super Bowl XLV Seating Is Underway

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Paying fans who were unable to get into Super Bowl XLV have the league in court.

xmas ape

Cowboys-Packers Playoff Live Blog, Second Half

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Aaron Rodgers' lack of mobility and tendency to hold the ball is costing Green Bay early.

DALLAS COWBOYS

Country Singer Kinky Friedman Claims Jerry Jones And Chris Christie Are Homosexuals While Live On ESPN

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Kinky Friedman stopped by ESPN to talk about Jerry Jones, Chris Christie, and their important homosexual relationship.

Sports

ESPN Guest Describes Jerry Jones And Chris Christie’s Relationship As ‘Latent Homosexual’ In One Weird Interview

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Kinky Friedman calls Jerry Jones and Gov. Chris Christie a gay couple on ESPN's Outside The Lines.

people say dumb shit

Jerry Jones sort of compared Chris Christie to Nelson Mandela

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Bob Ley made a Jerry Jones quote seem really crazy. It was only a little crazy.

political bias

Chris Christie Reportedly Helped His Buddy Jerry Jones Land A Port Authority Contract In 2013

If it means more awkward hugs between Jones and Christie, then we're all for it.

#NFL

Chris Christie’s Brother Has A Message For People Making Fun Of The Governor’s Cowboys Love

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After people on Twitter made fun of Chris Christie's questionable Dallas Cowboys fanfare, his brother ripped them all a new one.

SEXUAL ASSAULT

Goodell’s nightmare week continues: Jerry Jones accused of sexual assault

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Does that look like the 500-year-old predatory face of a man capable of sexual assault?

Sports

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Sued For Sexual Assault

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Not exactly the greatest opening week in NFL history.

JERRY JONES

Jerry Jones Had To Be Physically Stopped From Drafting Johnny Manziel

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Jerry Jones almost drafted Johnny Manziel and oh my god, we were so close to this happening.

JERRY JONES

Jerry Jones And His Pulsating Crotch Star In The Greatest Taiwanese Animation Ever Made

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Prepare yourself for Jerry Jones, his crotch and the greatest GIF ever made.

JERRY JONES

Jerry Jones Says He Was Misrepresented When He Grabbed That Stripper’s Chest

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Misrepresented is the new "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

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This Might Be Jerry Jones Having Fun With Two Young Ladies

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This certainly looks Jerry Jones in the company of some much younger women. Hey-O Jerry!

#Drake

The Bromances Were In Full Bloom At The NCAA Championship Game In Dallas

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From Drake and Johnny Football to Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, last night's NCAA Championship game was packed with BFFs.

TONY ROMO

Tony Romo received epidural in attempt to give playoff berth, but Jerry Jones is a man and has needs

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Like every other week 17 in his career, Romo is in a no-win situation. If he doesn't play he'll be tagged as "soft" thanks to his owner. If he does play, he'll be dealing with the effects of a crippling back injury and will still receive the blame for a Cowboys loss- and he can thank Jerry for that.

#IMPACT WRESTLING

Just A Picture Of Hulk Hogan Pointing To Jerry Jones’ Crotch While LeBron James Watches

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Hulk Hogan, Jerry Jones and LeBron James took a photo together. Hulk's pointing at Jerry's crotch. This is what the Internet was made for, everybody.

#NFL

Today's Nightmare Fuel: Rapping Jerry Jones

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"Rapping Jerry Jones" in all caps was almost this entire post.


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