competitive eating

Watch This Guy Down A Five Pound Monster Burrito In Under Two Minutes

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This guy takes on "burritozilla" and conquers it in record fashion.

JOEY CHESTNUT

Watch Joey Chestnut Gobble Nearly 10 Pounds Of Turkey In 10 Minutes To Win Yet Another Eating Contest

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Chestnut obliterated the previous Guinness World Record of 7.5 pounds of turkey in ten minutes.

WORLD RECORDS

Watch Molly Schuyler House Two 72 Ounce Steaks In 15 Minutes

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Molly Schuyler not only shattered Joey Chestnut's record for eating the Big Texan steak, but she ate a second one just for emphasis.

#FOOD

Joey Chestnut Eats 8 Pounds Of Wings, Gloriously Uses Twitter For Poop Updates

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This video is nearly 17 minutes long and is incredibly boring -- at one point the cameraperson seems to forget they're taping a competition at all and just films peoples' shoulders -- but it's necessary to illustrate Joey Chestnut's remarkable win at the 2012 Buffalo Wing Festival, and punctuate what a gross f**king human being he is.

USA! USA! USA!

Forget Coney Island, The U.S. Military Hosted Its Own Eating Contest

Like millions of Americans, there was a time when I thought that competitive eating was awesome.

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To Celebrate America's Independence, Here's 10 Minutes Of Guys Eating Hot Dogs

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You know you're in dangerous territory when the mascot starts facepalming.

WORLD RECORDS

The Best Of The 4th Of July Weekend’s World Records

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Yesterday, my Uproxxian colleague, DangerGuerrero, brought us the results of the annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Championship, but today the news is about controversy.

JOEY CHESTNUT

Disgusting Man Wins Another Trophy

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One of America's more subtle and nuanced July 4th traditions is the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest held every year at Coney Island, where competitors jam as many wieners into their mouths as they can in ten minutes in front of a screaming crowd.

SONYA THOMAS

Joey Chestnut Lost To A Woman

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Sonya Thomas has been a hot name on the professional food eating circuit as of late.

Takeru Kobayashi

Kobayashi pulls a Zoolander at Hot Dog Eating contest

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I know this story might not have the greatest repercussions to the world of film, but I couldn't not talk about Takeru Kobayashi pulling a Zoolander yesterday.

Takeru Kobayashi

Kobayashi Goes On Hunger Strike

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The Fourth of July is quickly approaching, and what better way to celebrate the signing of the Declaration of Independence than gratuitous gluttony.

Takeru Kobayashi

KOBAYASHI ATE 93 SLIDERS

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The worm continues to turn in the pantheon of competitive eating.

JOEY CHESTNUT

CHESTNUT WINS, EATS 68 DOGS IN 10 MINUTES

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The Last Great American Hero prevailed.

Takeru Kobayashi

THE HOT DOG EATING CONTEST WAS RAD

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I said I wasn't going to go out to Coney Island to watch the hot dog eating contest, but there I was, standing just off of Surf Avenue at 10:00 a.

Takeru Kobayashi

TOMORROW, EATING IS A SPORT

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Tomorrow is the Super Bowl of competitive eating, the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest at Coney Island.


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