#NFL

ATTENTION WHORES WHORE FOR ATTENTION

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It must be so hard for Warren Sapp and Michael Phelps to get all the attention they so desperately crave.

WAGS

CORRECTION

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Last week an Asian chick with big boobs walked around LAX with Michael Phelps, and I naturally assumed it was his big-boobed Asian girlfriend Caz Pal.

SWIMMING

HURRRRRRRRR

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Michael Phelps went on the Colbert Report last night to promote his new book, No Limits.

WAGS

WELL THAT’S A PRETTY GOOD ARGUMENT

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When word came out that Michael Phelps was dating some no-name Vegas cocktail waitress named Caroline Pal (aka "Caz") -- pictures here and here -- a lot of people who don't have Vegas cocktail waitress girlfriends were pretty critical of Phelps.

MICHAEL PHELPS

MICHAEL PHELPS IS HONORED, PHOTOSHOPPED

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Sports Illustrated has named Olympic hero and yellow fever victim Michael Phelps its Sportsman of the Year, making him the WAIT WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HIS FACE.

WAGS

MICHAEL PHELPS DID OKAY. I GUESS.

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Michael Phelps briefly re-entered the American consciousness this weekend, as a bunch of gossip sites revealed the identity of his girlfriend (Caroline "Caz" Pal, as noted in this morning's SAN) and reported that Phelps brought her home to Baltimore for Thanksgiving.

#COMMERCIALS

“Risque Business”

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I know I wasn't the only one who saw this commercial last night during the games.

#KOBE BRYANT

THIS KINDA BLEW MY MIND

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I saw this commercial for the new Guitar Hero for the first time yesterday, and I was completely unprepared for what happened.

ROWING

WOMAN NOT IMPRESSED WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

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Susan Francia, the 6-foot-2 Amazon you see here, won gold with the U.

SWIMMING

‘IN FOUR YEARS I’LL BE LEGAL’

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Ladies prefer the Phelps on the right Michael Phelps has been a sensation with the ladies since winning his eight golds in Beijing.

TIGER WOODS

TIGER, PHELPS, MONTEL SEEN IN VEGAS

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But they weren't seen together, I should point out.

SWIMMING

MICHAEL PHELPS GON’ BE ON THE TV

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As announced everywhere yesterday, Michael Phelps will be cashing in on his Olympic glory with a gig as the host of this season's premiere of Saturday Night Live, with additional appearances at the MTV Video Music Awards and on Entourage (guh).

MIKE TYSON

BREATHE EASY: TYSON’S NOT A PROSTITUTE

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Uh, so remember how Mike Tyson was going to sell his services at Heidi Fleiss's stud farm.


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