The 2013 NHL All-Star Game, Coming Soon To The Back Of An African Child Near You

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The NHL Lockout is over and a lot of things are still up in the air -- I'm still waiting on the updated Flyers schedule to see if I'll be able to catch a game while I'm in town for National Pro Wrestling Day -- but one thing is for sure: the NHL All-Star Game has been crumpled up and thrown in the garbage.


The Buffalo Sabres Are Here For Your Kids

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With the future of the 2012-13 NHL season still in peril, it’s a relative certainty that teams will undoubtedly have to work harder than ever to retain fans when and if the lockout ever ends.


Paul Bissonnette’s Yoga Teacher Seems Nice

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For the first time in who’s even counting anymore, the NHL and NHLPA met to discuss a new collective bargaining agreement, and they were so serious about it that they met two whole times.


Hockey Is Ours. Who Knew?

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Here's Nike's new 'Hockey Is Ours' ad.


The Biggest, Most Incredible, Unbelievable, Shouted About Sports Moments Of 2012

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It is not an easy task to put together a list, such as the Greatest Sports Moments of 2012, specifically because so many things happen in any given year that it’s all but impossible to universally gauge which one event or person is greater than another.


Barack Obama Is Sick Of This No Hockey Bullsh*t

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President Barack Obama is finally doing what we elected him to do: he's berating the NHL owners and players for being jerks about money so we can have pro hockey again.


Not The Lockout NHL News: The Phoenix Coyotes Are Changing Names

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This is probably the least important story of all time, but it's about the NHL and has nothing to do with the goddamn lockout, so I'm writing about it: the Phoenix Coyotes are considering a name change.


Gary Bettman Thinks NHL Players Are Stupid

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Earlier this week, the NHL and NHL Players Association met with mediators to see if wasting more money could help put an end to this NHL lockout, and how did it turn out.


Could A Charity Game End The NHL Lockout?

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Not like they really needed it, but we can add yet another reason to support the NHL players as we enter Day 70 of the NHL lockout – they’re good human beings.


How Are People In Canada Coping With The NHL Lockout? Sex Toys, Of Course

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As we dip our toes into the 66th day of this NHL lockout, it shouldn’t surprise many people that yesterday’s latest crucial meeting was a complete dud, as talks lasted a whopping two hours.


The NHL Lockout Could Possibly End Today

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Last week, due to the NHL lockout, the league canceled its best regular season event of the season, as it pulled the plug on the Bridgestone NHL Winter Classic, which would have been played in freezing temperatures in front of 100,000 people at the University of Michigan.


The Providence Bruins Visited A Children's Hospital In Fun Halloween Costumes

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Just because the big boys in the NHL are locked out and/or playing overseas, it doesn’t mean that there isn’t any good hockey news to report.

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Introducing NHL Lockout Text Message Anger Management Therapy

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We’ve entered Day 46 of the NHL lockout and there still seems to be no end in sight.


Upset About The NHL Lockout? Shoot Gary Bettman With A Gun

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Here are three quotes from Puck Daddy's "oh my God, did you seriously put NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman's picture on the targets at your firing range" interview with DVC Indoor Shooting Center manager Wes Yen that put the story in its proper context: "It seems to be one of our more popular targets.


Chill, Hockey Bros: Barack Obama Knows How To End The NHL Lockout

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As a disclaimer, I hate politics and would like to just be able to bury my money in strategic places around my property and surround those spots with landmines Ron Swanson style, but we can’t really help but ignore politics when our leaders like to use sports as a distraction and our current President is such a huge sports nut.


Read This Headline Carefully: The Dallas Stars Ice Girls Went Motorboating

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The NHL lockout is dragging on, and everyone is feeling the crunch.

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