CELEBRITY STALKERS

Shia LaBeouf’s Stalker Was Caught Eating Watermelons In His Driveway Shouting ‘You Are Albert Einstein!’

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Shia Labeouf's stalker actually believes Shia invented all those things he plagiarized.

WTF

Sandra Bullock’s Run-In With Her Stalker Sounds Nothing Short Of Horrifying

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Last month, Sandra Bullock came face-to-face with her stalker in her own home, and the details of that night are quite scary.

TEAR GAS

Finch from American Pie’s one-night-stand had to be removed by the SWAT team

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Never underestimate the amount of strange poontang even the most unflattering of movie roles will get you in LA.

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Hugh Jackman’s stalker threw an electric shaver full of her pubes at him

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When you write about movie stars and celebrities for a living like I do, you start to get a feel for which of them have the craziest fans.

#Halloween

Trick or Treat (Won’t Use Mace)

Halloween provides a unique opportunity for crazy ex-girlfriends.

#KATE UPTON

10 Amazing Predictions For This Week In Sports

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When I’m wrong, I’m the first to admit that I was wrong.

yeah send those to a cop great ideas

German Athlete Gets Dong Photos, Publicly Shames The Sender

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Ariane Friedrich is a German track and field champion, mostly in the high jump, and an Olympic athlete.

#KATE UPTON

This Is Probably Not The Quickest Way To Kate Upton's Heart

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I'm pretty sure that if I somehow ended up in the same elevator as Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model Kate Upton I probably wouldn’t be able to say much more than, “HELLO PRETTY LADY.

#Twitter

This Girl Really Loves Ashton Kutcher

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Things are going just great for Ashton Kutcher right now, with the gossip rags reporting that he’s finally moving out of his mom’s house and getting a place of his own.

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Stallone Stalker Thought Rocky Sequel Might Break Out at Restaurant

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Now that we know Sly Stallone's real-life persona is just as entertaining as any of the characters he's played (if profound tweets were explosive-tipped arrows, he'd be Rambo), it's no surprise that he has a few stalkers.

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Chris Chambers gives hope to stalkers everywhere

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I could ignore some cuckoo bananas for that.

THE CRAFT

‘I WANT TO F YOU WITH A COBRA’

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Hey, remember Rachel True from The Craft.


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