#IMPACT WRESTLING

Oh No, Brothers: The Internet Responds To The Hulk Hogan Sex Tape

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When not wrestling for TNA, Hulk Hogan spends his days pulling a Jose Canseco and shamelessly retweeting fans who think he should be in The Expendables 3, because he is apparently such an awesome actor.

why god why?

‘Scary Movie 5′ Is Already The Worst Thing Ever

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Despite the fact that the last Scary Movie film was released in 2006, the Weinstein Company and Dimension figured that if people were empty-headed enough to spend $90 million on it then, there’s no reason they won’t spend as much or more for Scary Movie 5.

#LeBron James

A Reddit User Lost A Bet And Had To Write Erotic Fan Fiction About Aaron Rodgers

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Yesterday, my best friend and bass player in my Nelson cover band, Danger Guerrero, brought us the terrific story of the bet between Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and the classic 90s R&B group Boyz II Men.

why god why?

Universal remaking Videodrome with commercial director, Transformers writer

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Last we checked in on David Cronenberg – or Bronenberg, as I call him at our weekly poker games – he was taking a big, stinky dump on Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the people who love those movies because we’re stupid for liking comic books, or something to that effect.

#Robin Williams

‘The Big Wedding’ figured out how to make Katherine Heigl even worse

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You guys, I look at this banner image and actually feel bad for Topher Grace.

why god why?

Happy Madison Got Its Claws On ‘Bad Toys 2′

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For the second time in two years, Adam Sandler’s Happy Madison production company is getting into the short-film-goes-big-time business.

#TIGER WOODS

All The Haters Have A New Anthem

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It’s been a while since I’ve checked in on Houston rapper Riff Raff, and this is hardly breaking news, but every once in a while it’s fun to stare at a warehouse fire in complete awe.

why god why?

A Guinness World Records Movie. Seriously?

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I have a great affinity for world records, as I often detail at With Leather, and one day I even hope to set my own mark by listening to Nelson’s “Love and Affection” for 96 hours straight.

why god why?

Taylor Lautner's Amazingly Hilarious Role In Grown Ups 2 Was Revealed

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With That’s My Boy set to queef up theaters on June 15, all eyes will soon turn to Adam Sandler’s first sequel, Grown Ups 2, which is turning out to be quite the star-studded affair.

why god why?

The Best Of The 2012 Old Timey Coney Island Strong Man Spectacular

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If I had to define and specifically choose one dream job for myself for the next 365 days of my life, I’d want to travel around the country, attending the most bizarre and ridiculous competitions.

why god why?

Seltzer & Friedberg prepping Hunger Games parody 'The Starving Games'

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When it comes to doing more with less, Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg could challenge Helen Keller.

why god why?

Holy Barf: A Van Helsing Remake with Tom Cruise Attached

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Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman (Transformers 1 & 2, Star Trek, Cowboys & Aliens, a million other things) get tired if they're not attached to twelve projects a month, and after booking re-write duties on Sony's Amazing Spider-Man sequel† (that's the sequel to the upcoming reboot, if you're keeping score at home), they needed something else to keep busy.

why god why?

Uh oh. Battleship opens #1 in 24 of 26 countries.

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Battleship opened in many territories overseas a month before it's set to open here, and given that it's a $200 million-plus movie ($209 million* according to the studio, $250-plus according to everyone else) based on a board game, its performance could have severe consequences for how many more of these pieces of shit get greenlit.

#TRAILERS

Whoa, I think I just fart-barfed

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Here's the latest trailer for Rock of Ages, starring Tom Cruise, Alec Baldwin, Russell Brand, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Julianne Hough, and the invisible grinning face of Satan.

why god why?

Jane Fonda to play Nancy Reagan in a movie I'll never see

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Ever since The King's Speech, there have been more and more movies that seem more like unintentional parodies of Oscar movies than actual movies - The Iron Lady, Albert Nobbs, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close.

why god why?

Clint Eastwood's wife manages a South African boy band

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There are probably a dozen or so celebrities I could name off the top of my head that I would never imagine agreeing to allow cameras into their lives, and somewhere near the top of my list would be Clint Eastwood.

#NBA

And The Emmy For The Most Terrifying Sex Swing Moment Goes To…

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A while back I thought it might be fun to watch Khloe & Lamar and recap it for our readers and after a whopping two episodes I gave up, because there was only so much I could take of scripted love and Lamar Odom’s best friend, Jamie Sangouthai, who it the real life Turtle from Entourage.


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