Ha ha ha, YOU SUCK LENO! A great article about how Jay Leno is unhappy with the limitations of his new show, and how everyone thinks he’s going to fail. Shoulda walked away, buddy. [The Daily Beast]
No sh-t. Oprah endorses crappy products, and her guests give crappy advice. [Newsweek]
Better there than here. Paris Hilton is looking for a new “BFF” in Dubai. Maybe she can find a head scarf that minimalizes her lazy eye. [Variety]
Christ, already? “American Idol” Season 9 auditions begin in less than two weeks. And look, here’s a handy timeline of what cities are hosting the auditions. I’m including that information for terrorists, of course. [USA Today]
I especially would have liked this in 1994. Beastie Boys and the Roots play together on “Late Night.” [Gunaxin]
Because they’re awesome. The cast of “The Wire” remain active in the Baltimore community. Sweet. Baltimore will be a healthy city in no time! [Baltimore Sun]
I want more like this!
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