This is one of the best local news stories I’ve seen in ages. A family in Ohio adopted a fawn that was rejected by its mother. Five years later, they have a domesticated deer running around their house. There are innumerable ways this is mind-blowing, but this is what stuck out to me:
Enjoying a wide variety of meals, Dillie’s favourite is ice cream and coffee, topped off with frozen ice shavings. [Daily Mail]
How do you arrive at the realization that you should GIVE YOUR PET DEER COFFEE? “Aw, Dillie looks tired today. I know just the thing!”
But nothing can touch the majesty that is the local news report on Dillie and her family. You want puns? Oh baby, it’s got puns. Puns that could be written by a fourth-grader. Doe-n’t believe me? Just watch, deer readers. You’ll fawn over it!
I want more like this!
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