LA Ink (TLC) — Fun fact: Kat Von D is the most attractive woman on this entire network. Take that for what it’s worth. (image via)
Community (NBC) — The incredibly talented (big tits) Katharine McPhee guest stars as Pierce’s stepdaughter. The rest of NBC’s two-hour block of comedies is all-new as well.
The Marriage Ref (NBC) — Madonna, Larry David, and Ricky Gervais are tonight’s panelists. Someone at GQ actually had the gumption to call this show genius, and so I’m finally compelled to watch it and make my own opinion. Here’s to hoping I hate it!
The Sarah Silverman Program (Comedy Central) — Andy Samberg guest stars as Sarah’s imaginary friend. Before that, on “Important Things with Demetri Martin, ” Ellie Kemper (Erin from “The Office”) appears in a skit that made me laugh.
Archer (FX) — I have to check my math, but I think this is the second-to-last episode of the season. Luckily, I enjoy the reruns almost as much as the original episodes.
American Idol (Fox) — This week I had to unfollow someone on Twitter because she kept tweeting about “Idol.” I would like to publicly apologize to that person: I’m sorry. I tried to deal with it, but I just couldn’t handle it. The show is on THREE F*CKING TIMES A WEEK.
Sober House with Dr. Drew (VH1) — Worst. Party. Ever.