Last Comic Standing (NBC) — Season 7 premiere. Craig Robinson (Hot Tub Time Machine, “The Office”) is the new host. I have no idea who the old host was. *looks up Wikipedia page* Oof, Jay Mohr and Bill Bellamy have hosted this before? No wonder I’ve never watched it.
Nurse Jackie/United States of Tara (Showtime) — Season finale for both. I think my entertainment tastes are inherently sexist; I’ve never given either of these shows more than a cursory look. Up next: more news about “The Pacific” and “Sons of Anarchy”!
Pawn Star$ (History) — Season 3 premiere. Dudes, drop the dollar sign in the name. Ke$ha totally ruined it for everyone else. Even Ma$e.
Neighbors from Hell (TBS) — Series premiere. Get it? They’re neighbors LITERALLY from hell! Wokka wokka wokka.
Dance Your Ass Off (Oxygen) — Season premiere. Also known as “Dancing with the Biggest Losers.” It’s a strikingly original concept.
Mega Bites (TLC) — TV Guide: “A chef teams up with an engineer and a food scientist to build the world’s largest Rice Krispies Treat.” Really? You need three professionals to do that? Because I made Rice Krispie treats when I was seven, and all you need are Rice Krispies and marshmallows. What are the engineer and food scientist gonna add? “Uh, we should get a bigger pan.”
I want more like this!
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