The Good Wife (CBS) — It’s sweeps week, so look for big-name guest stars on all your favorite shows. Tonight, Michael J. Fox is on the “The Good Wife,” where his character, a pharmaceutical company lawyer, uses his disability to sway the jury in his favor. This episode is also the source of one of my favorite headlines ever.
30 for 30 (ESPN) — The Best That Never Was, about onetime prep football phenom Marcus Dupree, who was ruined by bad decisions, injury, and the NCAA’s knack for systematically destroying the potential of young adults. Read Spencer Hall’s review of it here.
Glee (Fox) — Darren Criss, star of the viral hit A Very Potter Musical, joins the cast as a gay love interest for Kurt. Along the way, the episode will feature several mash-ups, among them a combination of “Start Me Up” and “Livin’ on a Prayer.” Oh, hello there, acid reflux. I do so love the taste of bile.
The Fashion Show (Bravo) — Season premiere. Kelly Rowland is out as host, replaced by Iman. In an effort to differentiate the show from “Project Runway,” the 12 designers will be broken up into different houses that must work together.
Auction Hunters (Spike) — Series premiere. Two guys buy bargain crap, then sell it for a profit. It’s like “Antiques Roadshow” for drunk young men.
Bad Girls Club (Oxygen) — Season finale. According to my cashier at Key Foods last night, this has been a crazy season. Cultural divides, man: somehow I doubt she’s a fan of “Sons of Anarchy.”