“Top Chef” host Padma Lakshmi posted this picture of herself on Twitter the other day, with the note “Capturing the last stages of whaledom.” And I guess this isn’t the most newsworthy item out there, but it’s my blog and I cover what I want, so I just want to make it very clear that I would wear that whale out. Granted, I kinda have a thing for pregnant women, but still: WOW. She is radiant. To be that pregnant and wearing a stupid top hat and STILL look that good — she should get some kind of award for that. If I were living with Padma that baby would be born with dents in its head.