Here’s a clip from a foreign version of the popular game show “Choose Another Briefcase,” which you probably know better by its American title, “Don’t Touch Howie, He’s Weird About Germs.” Anyway, one of the lovely and talented briefcase models — it’s a great gig for struggling actresses and NBA dance team members — took a tumble down the stairs and fell into the audience. It’s a huge improvement to the show. The producers should really consider leaving roller skates and banana peels and toy cars all over the stage. If they did that, I wouldn’t just watch the show, I’d get season tickets as an audience member. Assuming that they have the same rules for models that they do for foul balls at baseball games.
I LIKE THE PART WHERE SHE FALLS DOWN