Salma Hayek and her magnificent rack have been in the news a lot recently, from spicing up “30 Rock” (pictured) to nourishing lucky African babies. Now — in what is suspected to be the first-ever trifecta news cycle to unite an NBC sitcom, African babies, and Prince — the Purple Pride of Minnesota has written a song about Hayek.
The track is entitled ‘Valentina’, which is also the name of Hayek‘s daughter with French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault.
The song features the following lyrics: “Hey Valentina, tell your mama she should give me a call/ When she get tired of runnin’ after you down the hall/And she’s all worn out from those late-night feedings/and she’s ready for another rock and roll meeting“.
I won’t lie to you: there’s barely anything relevant here, and certainly nothing funny. The point of this story is Salma Hayek’s boobs. And look, there they are, right at the top of the post. Ta-da! Great story, Warming Glow!