The Goode Family (ABC) — From the creator of “King of the Hill” comes something incredibly similar to “King of the Hill,” except with a super-liberal Vermont family instead of the Hills. Watch the trailer here; I certainly wouldn’t recommend watching more than that.
Tattoo Highway (A&E) — Putting reality shows on a bus is EXXXTREEEEME!!!! Tonight is the series premiere. And no, they don’t do the tattoos while the bus is in motion. Unfortunately.
The Cougar (TV Land) — Stacey takes the “cubs” to Las Vegas — Ground Zero of MILFs having sex with young dudes.
Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns (TBS) — Season 2 premiere. You lost me at “Tyler Perry.”
George Strait: ACM Artist of the Decade All-Star Concert (CBS) — You lost me at George Strait.
So You Think You Can Dance (Fox) — So the word from commenters and other bloggers is that this is much better than “American Idol.” Hmmmm… interesting. **strokes chin, still doesn’t watch**
NBA Playoffs (TNT) — Western Conference Finals Game 5: Nuggets at Lakers. Well, hell. If the Cavaliers are gonna lose to the Magic, I might as well start cheering for Denver. It would be a lot easier if “nugget” weren’t kind of a gross word.