WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: ‘IDOL,’ ASSORTED CRAP

03.10.09 9 years ago 9 Comments

What’s on Tonight will be a daily post about, uh… what’s on tonight.  If everyone hates it, I’ll stop doing it.

American Idol (FOX) — The word on the street is that Kelly Clarkson and Kanye West (??) will be on the show this week.  Also, tonight is the first leg of public voting for the final 13.  Ooh!  I vote for the phone sex operator!

Real Housewives/Divorcées of New York City (Bravo) — In tonight’s episode, Kelly roughs up boyfriend Nicholas when he doesn’t have dinner ready when she gets home.  I hope.

United States of Tara (Showtime) — I caught a recent episode of this a few nights ago.  I’ll fess up: it’s gotten much better than my initial assessment.

Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern (Travel) — Zimmern puts more male genitalia in his mouth than Jenna Haze.  Of course, he only eats the penises and testicles of animals.  Perv.

Biggest Loser: Couples (NBC) — If NBC’s smart, it will time the “fat person crying” scene for when “Idol” goes to commercial.

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