Avengers: Infinity War earned over $2 billion at the box office, and it’s about to make a lot whole lot more, now that the most ambitious crossover event in history is available on digital download. One person who immediately took advantage of watching the 19th film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe in the comfort of her home: SNL cast member Leslie Jones, who, as she often does, live tweeted her thoughts to her nearly one million Twitter followers. You can look at an actual (read: boring) review of Infinity War, or you can read Jones’ thoughts, including “YOOOOO!! These villains ain’t f*cking around!! And they straight ghetto too yo like gang banging in this mf!! Damn!” and “Now don’t judge but I would have dated thanos in my 20s LMAO!! Wit his gangsta ass!”
Jones, who apparently didn’t see Infinity War in theaters, was quick to admit that her commentary will not be a spoiler-free zone. “Ok so it’s gonna take me two days to watch this movie y’all too much shit keep happening I can’t take it,” she wrote. “This muthafucka done beat up the hulk, killed the gate keeper and Loki! Damn the spoilers this is too much now! Like this dude from jail yo! He don’t give a fuck!” She also compared the Mad Titan to Trump (which, frankly, is rude to Thanos), was surprised to see Spider-Man, and shared her appreciation for superhero capes. Maybe her goal of being in Deadpool will come true.
You can read some of her best tweets below, and stay tuned for part two.
OH SHIT THIS MOVIE BOUT TO BE THE BOMB!! Lol y’all know I’m late to everything!! #AvengersInfinityWar
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018
Ok so it’s gonna take me two days to watch this movie y’all too much shit keep happening I can’t take it. This muthafucka done beat up the hulk,killed the gate keeper and Loki! Damn the spoilers this is too much now! Like this dude from jail yo! He don’t give a fuck! pic.twitter.com/rr5j3ZyFPk
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018
WAIT?! He killed Thor too?! What is happening is thanos Trump?! Omg
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018
You guys SPIDER-MAN IN THIS TOO?! Yoooooooooook
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018
Man I love superhero movies. Had a blue and light blue cape in six grade moms made it for a parade but I wore it way past the parade. pic.twitter.com/mEMAwkpw6o
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018
YOOOOO!! These villains ain’t fucking around!! And they straight ghetto too yo like gang banging in this mf!! Damn! I don’t think we gone beat them yo!! Fuuuuuuck!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018
Dayum!! Captain America! pic.twitter.com/XqDgdmRk9e
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018
Ok you guys I can’t watch the whole thing I might die from excitement I have to go to bed. lol lol damn everybody so fine and heroey in this movie. Now don’t judge but I would have dated thanos in my 20s LMAO!! Wit his gangsta ass! Goodnight!! #heybighead #goingtobedonthatone
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 1, 2018
UPDATE: Well, Jones finished the movie, and… yeah.
FUCK!! NOT SPIDER MAN!!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Poor Leslie is going through what the rest of us experienced months ago.
That’s some cold blooded shit man!! He just threw her off the cliff!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
I know this look…😐 pic.twitter.com/oSU8SiVuh7
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
You guys thanos is unbeatable wtf?! I’m so scared right now!!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Not my man!! pic.twitter.com/GTt52UZvQp
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Hey what the fuck happen? He snapped his fingers and like some creepy shit happened is this gonna be a weird ending yo?’
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Um who is this captain marvel?! And why have I heard that before? Tell me more please? Where is she now? And where is the justice league? I’m pissed like tell me this marvel lady!!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) August 2, 2018
Good question. Where was the Justice League?