Sunday afternoon’s match-up between the Bulls and Heat was, at a glance, just another early season game between two lower-tier Eastern Conference teams. It was something to put on in the background as you do your post-holiday reconnaissance cleaning and get ready to get back to the grind this week.
The game itself wasn’t good. The first quarter ended with Chicago up 13-7 and the two teams shooting a combined 6-for-43. It ended with an anticlimactic 100-93 Miami win. But then something very troubling happened. A imperceptible tear hidden in the fabric of our daily mundane existence may have revealed what we’ve suspected all along, i.e. that our entire reality is little more than a projection from the central processing unit of our alien overlords.
What else could explain this unexpected synchronization of supposedly disparate bodies on our celestial sphere?
https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/934916849363496961
Note that this isn’t the first time the NBA has accidentally exposed cracks in the foundation of our collective reality. During their season opener against the Blazers, the Phoenix Suns seemed to unveil yet another glitch in the Matrix when they suddenly started running up the court in perfect unison, making us question everything we thought we knew about the laws of thermodynamics and/or predetermination.
Our only hope now is to organize a resistance army comprised of decentralized cells devoted to our common cause of reclaiming control over our destinies. The fate of the human race depends on it.
