Kevin Garnett Is Mentoring Second-Year ‘Wolves Players On How To Properly Haze The Rookies

01.25.16 3 years ago

When the Minnesota Timberwolves brought back Kevin Garnett so he could help mentor the young guys, this probably isn’t exactly what they had in mind. Regardless, rookie hazing is a rite of passage in the NBA, and it’s hard to imagine a better spiritual guide to the mystic arts of aggressive male-bonding than one of the most tightly-wound intensity gurus in league history.

So, it’s no surprise that Garnett takes this responsibility seriously. Consummate veteran that he is, the Big Ticket recognized an opportunity for a teachable moment at practice earlier this week and pulled aside a couple of the team’s sophomore stars to offer them a few quick pointers on how to effectively make life miserable for the rooks. Via Ananth Pandian of CBS Sports:

At Minnesota’s morning shootaround on Tuesday, Garnett instructed Andrew Wiggins and Zach LaVine to kick balls into the stands. Garnett then sent rookies Karl-Anthony Towns, Tyus Jones and Nemanja Bjelica to retrieve [sic] the balls, which were scattered throughout the stands.

For obvious legal and ethical reasons, there’s a careful balance that has to be maintained.

How do you make them do things that are adequately degrading/irritating without crossing the line into physical or psychological abuse? Apparently, by forcing them to complete a task that is spectacular in both its banality and utter pointlessness. Well done, KG. Well done.

(Via CBS Sports)

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