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Despite my earnest pleas that Carmen Electra allow me to produce Carmen Electra’s Midget Bukakke Boogaloo (because it’d be less degrading than Disaster Movie) she dragged her feet, allowing her ex-husband Dennis Rodman to capitalize on the public’s growing appetite for C-list celebrities cavorting with dwarves in his new film The Minis. Such a fine actor, just look at how convincingly he delivers his one line (23-second mark). The Minis opens… um, never.
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By: Vince Mancini
01.06.2009 @ 12:15 PM
"DENNIS RODMAN PLAYS DWARF BASKETBALL"
I’m not comming until I read every single word and hidden tag in this post.
I might comment though. Something something freudian slip.
Even without sound, this may actually be more horrifying than Hotel for Dogs.
If I wasn’t having such an off day, it might be kinda fun to play in here all by myself for a little while.
I HEAR YR GUD AT PLAYIN W YRSELF!!!
That’s my cue to jump in and ruin the fun.
The easiest part was casting all of Shawn Kemp’s kids.
It actually is good acting for Rodman.
He’s acting like someone who can speak sort of clearly.
“To dream, to achieve the impossible, to die at a really young age.”
This is almost as good as Karl Malone in The Reader.
[Obligatory Shaq-Fu Reference]
Further proof that the only rebounding Dennis was capable of took place on the court.
I’d rather see Horace Grant in The Fly.
I’d rather see Dennis Haskins in The Minis.
I don’t get it. Those guys aren’t tall enough to be basketball players!? This movie makes no sense!
If I were a munchkin, I think my biggest gripe would be when people use the “no matter how big or small they are” cliche and saying it like they’re some journalistic genius.
Well at least we now have a cover story for Shorts Illustrated or Entertainment Weakly.
unless van damme is acting next to rodman i am not interested
This is even more outrageous than “Space Chimps!” Why does Hollywood constantly mock my core beliefs?
Juan, it’s the same reason Michael Bay makes movies about
Guinea Pig Special Agentsanything.I wonder if there is a scene where Rodman wears his wedding dress..
Oh sure, Rodman helps them win at basketball, but then they cut his ass from the team right before the limbo contest.
New Up! Literally?
Rob Schneider’s gotta be pissed about this.
The new working title will be Small-Space Jam.
I’d rather see Bobby Hurley in Crash 2: the Streets.
Carmen throws her snatch at dicks like she’s playing ring toss game at the fair and she just has to win that big fucking stuffed panda.
Oompah, loompah doopa-dee doo,
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you,
Oompah, loompah doopa-dah dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
What do you do when you’re too short to….DUNK?
Players knock you over and your head goes….THUNK
En-list a pro kinda like Space….JAM
Jordan’s busy so settle for Dennis….ROD….MAN
DISMISSIVE HAND WANK MOTION!!
Yeah, Space Jam was used while I was busy writing that, but mine’s more poetic so you guys totally forgive me.