Breakfast Pastries, Ranked

09.23.15 30 Comments
man eating a donut


The news that Dunkin’ Donuts will soon begin delivery service sparked a lively discussion about breakfast pastries amongst the Uproxx staff this morning. Thus, a definitive ranking was in order. (“F*ck it, I’m having leftover cake” received honorable mention, in case you were wondering.)

12. English muffins

11. Scones

10. Toast

9. Pop Tarts

8. Bagels

7. Kolaches

6. Crepes

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