Snoop Dogg Watching Candy Canes Get Mizzade Will Definitely Get You In The Holiday Spirit

Life & Culture Editor
12.06.16

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Like many of us out there, Snoop Dogg has no idea how candy canes are made. Personally, we’ve always believed they were created by evil grandmas (the ones who got fired from the Waffle Crisp factory) who just want to watch kids crack their teeth, but it turns out that the truth is much worse. In fact, it’s so bad that the only way to describe the production process of those awful striped harbingers of dental doom is to assume that they’re born of the creature from The Blob mixed with some “hot bumblebee pee,” flour, and “that stuff homies be smoking.”

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