All The ‘Friday’ Quotes You Need To Get You Through A Tough Friday

Starring Ice Cube and Chris Tucker, Friday spawned a number of iconic lines that can be perfectly applied to everyday life. So let the words of Smokey, Craig, and the rest of South Central L.A.’s offbeat characters guide you through your next tough Friday.

By the way, it should go without saying that most of these clips have language that is NSFW. But hey, maybe you have a Craig-situation going on, so if that’s the case — ditch those headphones.

“Bye, Felicia”

Somehow these two words have become the standard for giving somebody the brush off.

“You kids today are nothing but punks.”

Comes in handy pretty much anytime somebody younger than you is being annoying.

“You ain’t got no sugar? Damn. Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either y’all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.”

Don’t let this happen to your kitchen. Truly a sad state of affairs.

“I don’t give a f*ck.”

I think you can probably figure out when to use this one.

“Playin’ with my money is like playin’ with my emotions.”

For next time your boss is late handing out the paychecks.

“You got to be a stupid motherf*cker to get fired on your day off.”

For when your one friend at work is starting to get out of line.

“Cause it’s Friday. You ain’t got no job, you ain’t got sh*t to do! 

There is no better feeling than a Friday free of obligations. Embrace it!

“Puff, puff, give.”

Remember to share, kids.

“You got knocked the f*ck out, man!”

Keep this in your back pocket for the Mayweather v. Pacquiao fight.


For when you see something so awesome/shocking that “damn” just won’t cut it.