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Dazed and Confused is a fantastic movie, both for its quotability, and its ability to mask itself as a stoner pic when it’s actually a glimpse into the impact one profound night can have on a multiple lives. So I’ve gathered some quotes I’m pretty sure we’re all still using because something something…
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“Got an oscar yet Leo? … Be a lot cooler if you did”
“Smells like someone’s been smoking some reefer” often said on the streets of Portland. Always on the lookout for punitive beat down for simple observation.
Who are you? Issac Fucking Newton?
Air raid bitches!!
I’ve always preferred this gem:
“It’s like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle. MEN… Fifty of you are leaving on a mission. Twenty-five of you ain’t coming back.”
I hate that guy! [grab bridge of nose]
[seven times in 5 seconds]
No “watch the leather”? This list is invalid.
“Fuck her…I did”. Probably #4 for me. Yes, I’m an asshole.
Patience,darling patience.
Slater: “Imagine how many people out there are fuckin’ right now man, just goin’ at it.”
There is a party in the making as we speak.
*Stands up, alcohol hits, immediatley sits back down.
I love that scene when Don realizes he’s had a little too much.
Party at the moontower!
I just wanna dance!
Phffft…uhhh…yeah! Inconvenient for you I’m sorry!
“OK, guys, one more thing. Hey, this summer when you’re being inendated with all this bi-centennial, fourth of July, bru-ha-ha just remember what you’re celebrating. That’s the fact that a bunch of slave-owning aristocratic white males did’nt want to pay their taxes.”
YEEEAAAAH!