The ‘Deadpool’ Trailer Is Here To Wish You A Merry Christmas

(NSFW trailer above, PG-13 trailer below)

The twelve days of Deadpool have been leading up to this. Fox released Wade’s Christmas list, his cozy sweater photo and script notes, his chimichanga analogies, and a teaser trailer, and now they’ve released two full trailers for Deadpool.

Both trailers include a saucy intro by five-time Academy Award viewer Ryan Reynolds, but we strongly recommend the red band above over the green band below. The red band includes some of the better lines, like T.J. Miller as Weasel likening Wade’s new scar-covered appearance to the inside of an anus. Both trailers thankfully include Negasonic Teenage Warhead (Brianna Hildebrand) going all “negasonic” (whatever that means) on Gina Carano’s Angel Dust. As soon as she’s done texting, of course.

I need this movie inside me like so many tacos.

(Via 20th Century Fox)