What do you think Jennifer Lawrence smells like? A field of freshly bloomed roses? Money? Amy Schumer’s sweet ass? According to Lawrence herself, it’s none of the above. In a new video interview with Glamour — following her cover story with the mag this month — Lawrence answers a number of highly specific, pressing questions, including “What’s your signature scent?”
Those familiar with the infamous photos of Lawrence lounging on a balcony with a “suspiciously large roll up” in one hand and a bottle of red wine in the other won’t be surprised at her answer: “It probably is, already, red wine,” admits Lawrence. “I’m sure it probably just is always seeping from my pores. I smell like a Cabernet.”
Lawrence also shares a dangerous/whimsical “food invention” she recently came up with in the comfort of her own home: A chili-pizza sandwich. “You have a piece of pizza, you put chili in it, with noodles. Like, southern chili. And then you add another piece of pizza. And you eat it. Like a sandwich.” (Lest you worry this was a red-wine-induced creation, Lawrence assures the interviewer, “I was completely sober. Totally sober.”)
The actress’ answers get slightly darker as the interview goes on. Lawrence’s favorite swear word? “Fuckery.” “It’s not technically a word,” she explains, “but it makes complete sense, and it comes out of my mouth a lot.” What’s an underrated quality in women? “When men get sick, they just [mimes falling over],” laughs Lawrence. “We have to get sick once a month, and life goes on. We’re a lot more physically tough than men, and we don’t get a lot of credit for that. And I’m not just saying that because I’m cramping up like a pregnant lady right now.”
Even so, when asked who she’d bury a body with, Lawrence immediately picks human male and Joy director David O. Russell. “He’s smart. He would know how to do it.”
