In Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising, which our own Mike Ryan says might just be the best comedy sequel ever, Seth Rogen faces off against his next-door neighbor, Chloë Grace Moretz’s Shelby, the leader of the Kappa Kappa Nu sorority who wants to “throw and attend parties that don’t have to conform to what the ‘frat boys’ want.” And if Rogen’s Mac gets in her way, so be it.
Anyone who’s seen Kick-Ass and This Is the End (and Pineapple Express, and The Night Before, and Superbad, and Knocked Up, and Zack and Miri Make a Porno, and The 40-Year-Old Virgin, and Paul, and…) knows that Moretz and Rogen are really f*cking good at swearing. But how are they at insulting each other? Like Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg before them, the Neighbors 2 co-stars played a game of “Playground Insults” on BBC Radio 1. The first person to laugh loses (this rule is immediately forgotten). Things. Got. Personal.
-“Your beard smells like the sewer.”
-“You steal those boots from Marilyn Manson?”
-“Your butt stinks.”
-“You have dick rings on your pants.”
-“I know you have 20/20 vision, but you wear these glasses, because hipster.”
Ouch. Chloë Grace Moretz: 1; Seth Rogen: 0. Neighbors 2 is out May 20.