On Monday we heard the first trailer for Episode VII, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, would screen in only nine theaters today. Then Disney added more theaters to the list and announced the trailer would debut on iTunes today as well. We’d like to thank Universal for releasing the Jurassic World trailer two days early and perhaps forcing Disney’s hand. (Pun intended.)
Now Disney has put the Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer online even earlier than we expected, and we didn’t even have to trudge through snow outside a theater to see it. Have you been outside lately? Positively Hoth-like out there. No sir, I don’t like it. I’ll slice up Tauntauns in the comfort of my own home, thank you very much.
As for the trailer, check it out above. We can sum it up in six seconds.