This Dad Just Wrote An Awesome, ‘Taken’-Inspired Threat To His Sloppy Teens

In order to truly discipline children, sometimes it’s necessary for parents to pull out the big guns. That’s what one father did, drawing inspiration from Liam Neeson’s Bryan Mills character, the incredibly skilled and stoic protagonist of Taken.

Fed up with his teenagers’ messy lifestyle, the father, Reddit user “labuzan”, penned an awesome note modeled on Mills’ now-famous “I Will Find You And I Will Kill You” threats. “I don’t know who you are,” starts the message, which was conveniently left by the household’s kitchen sink. “I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a maid to clean up after you, I can tell you I don’t do that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills.”

The father’s note, best read with Neeson’s gravelly whisper in mind, later goes on to threaten to take away the teens’ WiFi connection and smartphone data plans if they refuse to clean up after themselves. “But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you…And I will disconnect you.”

Not long after his initial Reddit submission, the father jumped into the comments to clarify that his kids weren’t actually bad and that, aside from being “f*cking slobs,” they “have their sh*t together.”

(Via Mashable / Reddit)