To be a true rock star, in the most Almost Famous meaning of the term, you need to do three things: 1) Rock and roll all night, 2) Par-tay ev-er-y day, and 3) Have a ridiculous sex life. You think Megadeth became a huge band because of their musical ability? Ha. It’s because the ladies told true stories about how Dave Mustaine is a “considerate lover.” How do I know this? It’s not because my mom told me. Rather, I read about it on Groupie Dirt, a website last updated in the early 2000s that chronicled the sex lives of famous musicians, as told by the people who’d know best: groupies. And your mom told me.
Here are my 10 favorite “stories.” You’ll never think of Billie Joe Armstrong in the same way again.
Glenn Danzig is “unlikable” and “strange,” says a groupie who encountered him in 1994. Other women say he’s be polite and he likes “playing the field.” His penis is reportedly 5 inches. Groupies say that Glenn likes a certain look on women: black leather or vinyl, high heels, and fishnet stockings will do the trick. Glenn also thinks smoking is a turn-off, so don’t you dare light up in front of him!
Social Distortion lead singer Mike Ness can reportedly suck his own penis and he likes to show off by doing this. Mike also likes to put his hands down the pants of unsuspecting female fans and fondle himself in front of them.
DJ/dance artist Moby may have a “sensitive guy” image, but groupies say don’t be fooled. Several of them have said that Moby has a sexually transmitted disease and that he doesn’t tell his sexual partners about it…and he likes to have unprotected sex. Despite this sexual insensitivity, Moby is friendly to his fans. When it comes to picking up women, Moby prefers intelligence and good looks doesn’t hurt either. He’s dated actresses Christina Ricci and Natalie Portman, so Moby apparently likes petite brunettes who are much younger than he is. If you plan to have sexual contact with Moby and his “South Side” isn’t wearing a condom, do it at your own risk!