Ban Teens: These Are 2014’s Most Popular ‘Music Fan Armies’

It’s well known that Justin Bieber fans are colloquially known as Beliebers, Taylor Swift fanatics are Swifties, Katy Perry’s admirers are Katy Cats, etc. But did you know that the Killers, 30 Seconds to Mars, and something called BIGBANG have dedicated fanbase names, too?

Suck on these sickly sweet eye-Popsicles for a bit.

The Victims? Smilers? Echelon? That’s too many fan armies. They should all be forced to fight in a Warriors-style battle, and the winner would team up with the Cumberbitches to take over the world. My money’s on Arianators. No one expects the baby serial killer.