Well, I have a feeling that new gay porn star Chris Crocker is going to love Britney Spears’ new video, “I Wanna Go.”
Why? Because Britney is mad, y’all. She’s tired of those damn paparazzi cyborgs following her around, and she’s tired of the media being all in her business. Thus, here she is taking out the paps with a swinging microphone and telling a bunch of reporters asking stupid questions to f*ck off, ala Julio, aka “Scarface,” in Half Baked — save for one, who just so happens to be played by Guillermo Diaz, the actor who played Julio in the movie. Irony!
And you know what, Britney looks pretty damn great here. Also, she’s actually quite funny when given the opportunity to be, and she kinda nails it here. Still, the message she’s trying to convey is a clear and familiar one: “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!”