When DMX isn’t starring in movies with Jet Li or Steven Seagal, being in jail, or writing hit songs in the year 2000, he’s crashing people’s wedding parties.
I admit, it would be pretty amazing to be on a wedding bus and have DMX randomly walk on to it and start performing one of his hits. Most weddings are boring as all hell. Sitting through the long ceremony, listening to the best man’s awkward speech, the whole cake cutting, and then watching everybody awkwardly talk to each other until the booze kick in. Then (Memory Not Found), you wake up in a strange place, next to a strange woman, and your phone, wallet, and dignity are gone. But, DMX was totally there!
Via Gawker
